Most true stories I tell, I make up myself!
| Muriel O'Tuel can spin a yarn. Her stories are like a craftsman's toolbox. You never know what she willl pull out or how she will wield it, but the results are something to behold. |
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Not everybody can be the Yam QueenMuriel's experience in the parade wasn't exactly what she expected.
But through her wit and wisdom it becomes a wonderful lesson for us all.
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A pretty smile can sell most anything
That girl sitting on the fender of the VC Fertilizer truck in a feed
sack dress is as important to the VC man as anyone in the parade. |
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Among the many stories she uses to illustrate points are:
- Who is Humpty Dumpty?
- Fertilizer Queen
- 7 Deadly Habits of Highly Miserable people
- Miss Thelma Goes to Hell
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- My mother never ate a french fry
- Brother Harold and the aptitude test
- Janice - her boobs, hair and makeup
- Mother Teresa and the Reporter
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